you guys were way drunker than both of me
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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