Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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