So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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