shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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