That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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