Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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