we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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