We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
The adults are the big ones right?
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