just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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