he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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