Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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