He is such a slut. More and more my type.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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