she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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