People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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