you mean i was at the winter classic?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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