O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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