i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm at about main and main street
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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