I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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