You're so nebulous sometimes
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
operation harelip BJ is a go
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Randomize
