Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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