i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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