I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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