And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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