I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Randomize
