He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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