id be glad to
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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