I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
