Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Also, beer. Big fan.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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