Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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