In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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