idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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