you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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