I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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