why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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