Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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