ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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