all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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