He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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