Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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