he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Sorry about my life...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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