if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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