we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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