So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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