I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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