the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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