loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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