You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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