problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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