and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Im part way to drunk.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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