We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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