Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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