I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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