he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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