We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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