I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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