I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Randomize