I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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