I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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