oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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