We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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