So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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